...I'm in major trouble

[Incudii_Up]

Short story, I'm a messed up sick freak.

I stole my roommate's girlfriends underwear, they found out and also found out I've been stealing his food and some of his clothes too (since he has much better style than me)

She's now going to go to the Police on Saturday to press charges for theft and sexual harassment, tell my mum and my grandad and also her dad (who in turn will tell my landlord and get me both kicked out and warn all other landlords in the area about me and me sick perverted theiving ways)

I also owe my roommate a heap of money and if I don't pay that he'll take me to the small claims court and not only claim that money, but interest and any over-draft charges that my not-paying occurs.

I have basically until Saturday to

a) Return any and all clothing that I stole and leave in a small pile outside their door
b) Replace all food I have stolen
c) Pay all money I owe
d) Pay for dry-cleaning costs so that all clothes that I took can be properly cleaned of my scummyness
e) Provide a written apology of everything I've done wrong and explain fully why I did what I did/

Oh and if my flatmate sees me then he's going to beat me up.

My life is officially messed up. It's my own fault. I'm a sick freak.

Problem though, I have to give a reason and of course there is one otherwise I wouldn't do those things but I just don't want to say it.

So yeah...shit.
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[regginator3]

So uh, why did you steal her underwear?
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[Incudii_Up]

Well, I stole some of her clothes too like a dress and some t-shirts......
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[evil-ted]

my god it's the phantom lady-wear thief.
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[regginator3]

Run, run away
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[ODNETNIN]

cool story bro.
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[kingconnor]

So, surely you can provide all of the stolen clothing, as I presume (and hope) you didn't get rid of it...right?

The food is easily replaced.

However, the money is the problem, depending on your financial situation.

Dry cleaning, easily done, again, depending on money.

And the written apology is easy.

However, may I ask 2 things. Are you male of female? And what is your reason for doing all this? If you don't want to say it here, PM me, if you like.
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Right then... Least you wasn't sniffing them all night. xD
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Time to become an hero?
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If you're serious then add

f) stop asking random people what I should do

[Jedi Metroid]

Do everything you have to do, be very sorry, snd I mean very sorry. If the worst come to the worst, see if you can get a loan off soeone you trust, like a close friend, who won't beat you up if you don't pay it back soon.
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lmao

This is the best thing i've read all week
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Sod it,deny everything and take your chances with the police. I've found in these situations more lies always work.
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[PhoenixWright95]

fake your own death like mr jackson

But seriously how much evidence do they have against you. You could just no comment your way through an interveiw wthen they'll have no confession. Say they're both lying and get away

Or get a loan be very sorry and just pay it back

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I'm afraid that if you did the crime.
You'll have to do the time.
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Buy everyone some ice cream and everything will turn out OK in the end
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[Super Xero]

Uh, move to Mexico?
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well, i dont think anyone here can help you...
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[Green Scar]

Why the hell were you stealing the girl's clothes in the first place? Yeah, I sincerely hope you don't want sympathy, because you ain't getting it.

How about get your ass off the computer and go work on fixing your problems? I'd love to hear this reason, mind.

[SuperMarioFan886]

So what are we supposed to do?
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At no point in his post did he say he wanted us to help him, or suggest things to sort it out. >.<
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