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My God... It Crashed! Gav captures the cheesiest moments on video

When Steve first got his grubby little mitts on Resident Evil Revelations to review for us, I scooched behind him while he played like an obedient King Charles Spaniel. It's not because I like being around him (I don't) and it's not because it's a gift to watch his genius at work (It's not and he isn't).

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Cheesiest Resident Evil Revelations dialogue

Postby jimbob555 » 03 Feb 2012, 17:44

NO

DONT GO
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Sigh.
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Postby torterratrainer » 03 Feb 2012, 19:00

wahhhhhhh....

....Jill: i found a survivor, the cheesey dialouge got him though
Parker: He must have laughed himself to death hearing that sweet ass line
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Postby MarioWalrus » 03 Feb 2012, 19:12

Where is Jackass's line? "That would be T**s!"
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Postby GavONM » 03 Feb 2012, 19:15

@MarioWalrus this is just from the first three chapters mate.

We might get that baby in next time!
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Postby Grovyle » 03 Feb 2012, 20:45

Bit off topic but its awsome how much of a reference to Dante's 'Divine Comedy' this game is, less so in plot but in quotes, such as 'all abandon hope, ye who enter here'. Great nod to classic litrature thetre, and veltro means Greyhounds in Italian, it is refered too by Dante :)
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Postby colourblindyoshi » 03 Feb 2012, 22:31

the cheesiest games are allways the best.
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Postby James01 » 03 Feb 2012, 23:07

"He's quoting danté (spoken with awe and trepidation)"

WELL SAID CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, WANT A COOKIE?

Everyone else - "God, who brought the retard along?"
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Postby colourblindyoshi » 03 Feb 2012, 23:57

James01 wrote:"He's quoting danté (spoken with awe and trepidation)"

WELL SAID CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, WANT A COOKIE?

Everyone else - "God, who brought the retard along?"


everyone else: god, who brought the troll along?
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Postby Highlight » 04 Feb 2012, 00:57

Wesker from the original is the absolute king of this. "I'm sorry, but I.... had my, reason, I'm...sure you've, met them". It's like listening to Shatner.
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Postby Pappi » 04 Feb 2012, 11:22

Parker searching for the manual on the beach made me laugh. The over animated reactions of the characters remind me of final fantasy, and Jessica's outfit in the flashback--cosssplaaay alert! Sometimes I was thinking, is this resi or FF?
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Postby TheNUKEnukeM » 04 Feb 2012, 11:53

I cant play resident evil seriously anymore. Oh God.... (watches the plain crash and pause for 10 seconds) THE PLAIN HAS CRASHED
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Postby fatherofthenoo » 04 Feb 2012, 14:52

That video genuinely had me laughing. Great mash up.
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Postby neko paul » 04 Feb 2012, 16:57

lol but aw I missed that pitcher one......
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Re: Cheesiest Resident Evil Revelations dialogue

Postby James01 » 04 Feb 2012, 17:40

:( I'm not a troll, I love this game, it's just that the delivery of that line was so awful! :D

Btw chapter 7 now :)
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Postby _heartilly_ » 07 Feb 2012, 11:56

"I'm... in a room I think..."

Brilliant :D
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